My voyage into the murky depths of the 2.5 million strong ‘I will NOT vote for Obama in 2012’ group proving a veritable font of jawdropping weirdness, I felt that I had to give it another whirl. Different thread, same result. Once more into the fray, peeps.
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It was reported (although the source is more than a bit suspect) that a few voting machines in North Carolina were attempting to count Romney votes as Obama votes. The election official on the scene said that the machines were just improperly calibrated, none of the incorrect votes were finalized (meaning that all the votes were ultimately tabulated correctly), and scoffed irritably at the suggestion of a conspiracy. Despite this, along with the Voter ID laws attempted by Republicans nationwide and a notable bit of supposed funny business involving Tagg Romney and his connection with companies that own voting machines in several swing states, some members of “I will NOT vote…” know what’s going on here – THE DEMOCRATS ARE STEALING THE ELECTION!!!
Ginger R. knows that Obama’s U.N. stormtroopers are watching every precinct to make sure their man wins.
“Watch for “BLUE” Helmets at the polls. Obama went to the U N & told them he wanted them there so there wouldn’t be any cheating. “HA” Now thats the pot calling the kettle black. I think each state should call in the national guard to protect “we the people” when we go to vote.”
Ivette O. gets a little off-topic.
“Bama watched real time video of our Ambassador and 3 other Americans get killed and Bama did nothing but tell his folks to cover it up and blame it on this video. He also had the guy arrested. Bama should be impeached along with Hillary, susan and be sent to prison for terrorist attacks. I blame bama and his whitehouse cronnies. Wake up America get demand that he take responsibility for what happen in Lybia. He must go or God help us.”
C.E. Williams has a surefire solution. If any machines start acting up, just kill the people in charge.
“This is bullshit- anyone else fed up with this shit- we need armed citizens at every voting station and any type of voter fraud that comes about, we need to take care of the problem then and there- about the time we start killing a few of these people in charge of fraudulent voting stations, the shit will stop-“
Daniel Z. tries to tie the article to a pertinent episode of THE SIMPSONS… I think.
“This funny. Remen me the simpson halloween intro homer vote mccian and say 1 vote obama. Homer keep pushin mccain and it keep sayin obama, mechine killed homer”
Larry D. hears ‘Romney votes were counted for Obama’ and decides that nobody would really vote for Obama.
“Overturn votes , give all O votes to Romney !!!!!”
Greg B. is terrified of the growing evil of people not agreeing with him and figures it’s just time for the Rapture already.
“So sick and tired of evil prevailing, I wish the Lord would come back now!!!”
Michael D. is figuring that Obama has some South American help on this one.
“Chavez has coached and coached the little bastard on how to rig the machines. THAT is how he won in the first place…”
Rex. B has a bit of an ‘association fallacy’ problem.
“RE-CALIBRATED? Let me get this straight, we can send a man to the moon, we can send a drone the size of a fly to spy on Americans, we can launch a missile up a flys butt from 1000 miles away, but we cant build a machine that understands the difference between two buttons on a voting machine. Re-calibrated…yep….then why were all the errors in favor of that Stinking Muslim Imposter that sits in the Oval Office? Re-calibrate my A$$.”
Ray B. seems to have forgotten about that Nixon fella.
“Obama is the biggest crook in the WH since LBJ.”
Sherri T. heard about crowds of eager liberals standing outside precincts, tempting voters with aromatic pizza pies.
“well this is just great… dem. handing out pizzas when you vote for bummer and now this… i swear there is a democrat behind this crap!!! none of them can play fair… wouldn’t want to win legally, now would they!!!”
Diane J. either hates the devil or has a problem with glossy fabric.
“obama thinks he is god and thinks he can do anything and what ever he says people believe it its satin in brown skin”
Joy F. isn’t too worried about the election because the Man Upstairs will set it all straight.
“If Obama stays in office i hope the good lord will comes home and take care of him”
Therese W. doesn’t really understand how glitches work.
“They said it was a computer glitch. Surprised they didnt blame Bush. If it was a glitch, why didnt it turn BO votes into Romney votes?”
Terry J. adds to the thread’s Old Testament feel and then forgets how to spell his favored candidate’s name.
“Remember Satan comes in different colors and needs to be gotten rid of! Vote MIT we do know who he is and God stands beside him.”
Heidi H. read all the posts claiming Dem operatives rigged the N.C. voting machines and does them one better.
“Obama rigged the machines personally! It’s the only way he can win!!!”
Cheryl Ann M. sees a few Democrats arguing on the thread and comes down with a debilitating case of ORS mid-post.
“I believe a who are mature responsible people should ignore the democrats on any of these websites as paid who’s of the obaminators. The white house praying you all enough to betray yout country? Doesn’t matter if you want to continue arguing do it on you own turf. No one her is going to lady any more attention to any is you wining democrats. Its sickening the kenya t Kenya lovingdemos will bed go to to kenya with obamination and don’t come back. Don’t want you in an America that none of you seem to care eighty. So please shun the demos, don’t feed intogarbage Fri. Them confoscate must go!”
Pamela W. is done mincing words with you heretics.
“B. Hussein Obama is the antichrist. He does not play by any Earthly laws. He is evil personified, directly from the depths of Hell.”
Carolyn S. needs help with the whole ‘one person, one vote’ concept.
“Voted Mitt Romney on Tuesday. If obama wins then it will be obvious that it was defintely rigged.”
Bruce C. plays us out on a high (or low) note.
“Grounds for all out war. Leave our votes alone you Obama fuck tards.”
Obama Rage Syndrome 